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Being married can be a wonderful thing, but when you spend copious amounts of time with a single human being, you're bound to run into a few road blocks. Whether it's how low (or how high) to keep the thermometer in the house or the endless debate about what to have for dinner, most people who've been married for any period of time have come to embrace the humorous side of their union.
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The internet is full of funny marriage memes and tweets that perfectly sum up what it's like to be married to the same person for years on end. The funniest of those memes tend to focus on those goofy everyday occurrences that rankle our partners subtly over time, but there are also lots of memes that focus on the sweet, funny parts of being married. Take a look at some of the best of the bunch.
Phil Dunphy Gets It
The 'Modern Family' dad (played by Ty Burrell) is always making these sorts of sneakily-keen observations, and we laugh every time.
Just Picking up the Necessities
'Wife: Just stick to the grocery list
Me: I am
Wife: Nothing but what's on the list
Me: [crossing fingers] I promise'
Be Kind... Mostly.
Sometimes love means hitting your partner over the head with a pillow... and sometimes, love means not just wanting to be hit with the pillow, but needing it.
Sexy Talk Isn't What it Used to be.
It seems that doing laundry is an ongoing issue in many married households. All we can say is just wait until you have kids and need to keep up with all of their dirty socks, too!
It's never-ending!
She's Just Being Helpful
Just keep quiet and nobody gets hurt, buddy. That's the first rule of married life.
Will Ferrell Said it Best
While a slow internet connection works best, there are lots of other annoying life experiences that would also show someone's true character. See also: getting stuck in traffic and standing in line behind a person with 10,000 expired coupons at the grocery store.
It's Funny 'cuz it's True
This isn't even a joke; it's just true facts.
It's not Lost Unless Mom Can't Find it.
'I knew I saw it somewhere!'
I Can Feel the Love
'You already ate yours! Go away'
This one's for any person who's ever been looking forward to enjoying some delicious leftovers... only to discover that your spouse got there first.
Parenting: You're Doing it Right
What's the point of even having children if you can't embarrass them every so often? These parents are crushing it!
What a Sweet Thing to Say
Our only question is, what is the purpose of a van with '2 Hr Poo' license plates? We're legitimately asking.
I Don't Think That's What 'Compromise' Means
Cute doggie, though!
Also, if losing an argument means getting an adorable pupper, I'd say you BOTH won.
Interesting Choice of Decor
I think he nailed it!
Very Important Reminder
Here's another perfect example of not just married life, but adulthood as a whole. If the only thing on your calendar is 'ham expires,' it might be time to get out more. Maybe join a book club or something?
Seems Logical
This was probably his wife's goal the entire time, to be honest. If there's a better way to hide from the kids than becoming part of your mattress, we haven't found it.
This is No Job for 2-Ply
When one little square just won't do it.
'Love' Notes
Personal favorite: 'After today, only one more day of casserole!'
Well, Now You Know
You're welcome!
Poetry in Motion
When accepting compliments, crunching loudly on a bag of chips is the only way to go.
Facebook is Not Real Life
Never take a Facebook post at face value, folks.
Good Catch
I'm not great at math either, but this seems like a miscalculation.
He's Very Literal
Some might say too literal.
True Intimacy
Why do we all think our significant other wants to hear about our bodily functions?
This Checks Out
9 times out of 10, we do need something at the store.
And Finally, Some Darn Good Advice
Now that's a good feeling!
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Tord
Character Information
Gender
Hair
Voiced by
Tord Larsson(2005-2008, 2010)
Edd Gould(Oh Noes Teh Zombehs, Zombeh Attack 3)
Jamie Spicer-Lewis(The End)
Appearances
First Appearance
Latest Appearance
Tord was a main protagonist in Eddsworld and the animated counterpart of Tord Larsson.
- 2Portrayal
Appearance
In early animations and comics, Tord had dark hair, pale skin, and wore a black coat.In later appearances, Tord had light brown hair with two points in the front. Tord wore a red hoodie over a grey top, dark grey trousers and black shoes. Tord also had a Pickelhaube, a type of helmet worn by German soldiers in World War One. Tord is the second shortest compared to Edd, Matt, and Tom.
Portrayal
Tord is generally portrayed as a trigger-happy hentai addict. Tord does not get along with Tom and dislikes the song 'Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows' by Lesley Gore.
Old Guys Rule
Portrayal in 'The End'
In 'The End', Tord is portrayed as more cunning, menacing, and villainy. Tord constantly gives Tom a hard time and denies any friendship with Edd when the latter says he 'thought they were friends'. Tord's supposed goal was to retrieve a Giant Robot that got left behind and take over the world, but the robot got destroyed.
Departure from Eddsworld
Due to Tord Larsson no longer wanting a main role in Edd's animations and comics, Tord is shown moving out and driving away at the beginning of '25ft Under the Seat.' However, the character continued to show up in minor cameo appearances, most notably in 'WTFuture' and 'PowerEdd' until his full return for 'The End.'
Appearances
- 'Eddsworld Christmas Special'
- 'Oh Noes Teh Zombehs'
- 'Happy Birthday Tord' (No dialogue)
- 'The Dudette Next Door'
- 'Zombeh Attack'
- 'Tord Says: Whatever!' (No original dialogue)
- 'The F.U.N Song' (No original dialogue)
- 'Behind the Scenes of Eddsworld'
- 'Eddsworld Halloween Short' (No dialogue)
- 'Eddsworld Christmas Special '05' (No dialogue)
- 'Snobody' (No dialogue)
- 'Tord's Adventure'
- 'Zombeh Attack 2'
- 'Faster Than a Speeding Bullet' (No dialogue)
- 'Tribute' (Demonic lookalike, No original dialogue)
- 'Edd's Tales of Boredom' (No dialogue)
- 'Breakfast'
- 'Eddsworld 20k'
- 'Zombeh Nation'
- 'Christmas Visitor' (Cameo, No dialogue)
- 'Eddie's Teddy' (No original dialogue)
- 'Hello Hellhole'
- 'Spartaargh' (No original dialogue)
- 'Zombeh Attack 3'
- 'Ruined'
- 'Eddsworld Halloween Special 2007'
- 'Zanta Claws'
- 'Just a Bit Crazy' (No dialogue)
- 'Money (That's What I Want)' (No original dialogue)
- 'Spares'
- 'Moving Targets'
- '25ft Under the Seat' (Brief appearance, No dialogue)
- 'WTFuture' (Time-Travel Scene Cameo)
- 'Fun Dead' (Mentioned)
- 'PowerEdd' (Flashback, No dialogue)
- 'Trick or Threat' (Pictured)
- 'The End'
- 'Fan Service 2' (Mentioned)
Gallery
See Tord/Gallery